Sometimes in life it seems the fight is over (fatcamp) wrote,
Sometimes in life it seems the fight is over
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would you choose water over wine, take the wheel and drive?

Liam told me this joke in Law yesterday, anywho, here goes;

God approaches Noah, asking him to make him another Ark, but this time with twenty floors. Noah replies that although it will be really difficult, and he wouldnt do it for anyone else, he would build the Ark for God, as 'God, you're my main man'.

God then tells him that this time he wants the boat to be crammed with fish, but not just any type of fish, he wants it specifically filled with Carp.

After he;'s done all of this, Noah says

"Okay, I just want to ask you one question, why do you want a twenty floor ark, crammed full of fish, and not just any fish, but Carp?'
God replies "No reason, I just wanted a multi story Carp Ark."

Ba dum boom choosh.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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