nce upon a time there has a young WINDOW CLEANER named DANIEL. He was FAST DYING in the WOODEN forest when he met CRISPY WES, a run-away BOOKIE from the SLOW Queen STEE.
DANIEL could see that CRISPY WES was hungry so he reached into his CAKE and give him his SCARLET SAMOSA. CRISPY WES was thankful for DANIEL's SAMOSA, so he told DANIEL a very GNARLY story about Queen STEE's daughter AMY. How her mother, the SLOW Queen STEE, kept her locked away in a RUN DOWN HOTEL protected by a gigantic EMU, because AMY was so FURRY.
DANIEL SKIPPED. He vowed to CRISPY WES the BOOKIE that he would save the FURRY AMY. He would DRESS the EMU, and take AMY far away from her evil mother, the SLOW Queen STEE, and DROP her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a BOTACIOUS TERRORIST ATTACK and CRISPY WES the BOOKIE began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic EMU from his story. SLOW Queen STEE PAINTED out from behind a GLOBE and struck DANIEL dead. In the far off RUN DOWN HOTEL you could hear a WOOSH.