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Thursday, July 17th, 2003

Time:6:08 pm.
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Wednesday, July 16th, 2003

Time:1:52 pm.
I was just upset because noone seems to care what I say, they just wait for me to stop talking so that thy can carry on. Also being treated like I'm stupid constantly sucks.

I dont know, why I bother opening my mouth, ever, for example if I mention Fionnualla in any context then it's as if I havent said anything, yeah so my friend killed herself, maybe it;d be nice if people didnt completely ignore that fact and expect me to pretend like she never existed.

Oh well *sigh* went to dome on saturday which was cool and I saw a bunch of people I havent seen in forever, and yesterday went to All-American Rejects for Steves birthday, the support band Schism totally sucked, but I got 5 plectrums off the All- American Rejects, I sold one to Leon, gave one to Ashley for some reason and gave another one to Steve for his birthday, and it was cool to see them in such a tiny venue, as it's obvious they're going to be huge soon, and the majority of people there will call them sell outs and hate them. Oh yeah, I'm having a party on Saturday.

ARGH NO, KACEY IS BACK, SHE SUCKS MORE THAN MANDY MOORE THE ACTRESS AND MANDY MOORE THE SINGER COMBINED. AND JESSICA SIMPSON. FUCK OFF.

oohhh! ohmygoshsheshuge!
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Friday, July 11th, 2003

Subject:would you choose water over wine, take the wheel and drive?
Time:12:50 pm.
Mood:amused.
Liam told me this joke in Law yesterday, anywho, here goes;

God approaches Noah, asking him to make him another Ark, but this time with twenty floors. Noah replies that although it will be really difficult, and he wouldnt do it for anyone else, he would build the Ark for God, as 'God, you're my main man'.

God then tells him that this time he wants the boat to be crammed with fish, but not just any type of fish, he wants it specifically filled with Carp.

After he;'s done all of this, Noah says

"Okay, I just want to ask you one question, why do you want a twenty floor ark, crammed full of fish, and not just any fish, but Carp?'
God replies "No reason, I just wanted a multi story Carp Ark."

Ba dum boom choosh.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Tuesday, July 8th, 2003

Subject:fancy a duel, steve?
Time:6:49 pm.
I'm in

What House R U In?
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Sunday, June 29th, 2003

Subject:AT LAST! // imagine all the people, living for today
Time:5:42 pm.
Mood:ahaha daniel.
The last thing i remember is my wife...Dying... says:
i owe u 2 apologies
The last thing i remember is my wife...Dying... says:
oooone is bout growin people in jars-u can grow everything needed for a livin person in jars, such as skin tissue an stuff-but the technology isnt there to do it-not yet neway-a new artical says its nearly able to be done...
The last thing i remember is my wife...Dying... says:
an the other is for the men carryin babies-they can, but not til bircth-there hav been cases where men hav carried babies...if its all sergically implanted-but the baby would hav 2 come out ages b4 the baby is born
The last thing i remember is my wife...Dying... says:
so im really sorry bout goin on bout them all the time...
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Sunday, June 22nd, 2003

Time:6:11 pm.
Mood:scared.
i'm not scared of dying, i'm just terrified of getting any older.
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Saturday, June 7th, 2003

Time:12:09 pm.

FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time there has a young WINDOW CLEANER named DANIEL. He was FAST DYING in the WOODEN forest when he met CRISPY WES, a run-away BOOKIE from the SLOW Queen STEE.

DANIEL could see that CRISPY WES was hungry so he reached into his CAKE and give him his SCARLET SAMOSA. CRISPY WES was thankful for DANIEL's SAMOSA, so he told DANIEL a very GNARLY story about Queen STEE's daughter AMY. How her mother, the SLOW Queen STEE, kept her locked away in a RUN DOWN HOTEL protected by a gigantic EMU, because AMY was so FURRY.

DANIEL SKIPPED. He vowed to CRISPY WES the BOOKIE that he would save the FURRY AMY. He would DRESS the EMU, and take AMY far away from her evil mother, the SLOW Queen STEE, and DROP her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a BOTACIOUS TERRORIST ATTACK and CRISPY WES the BOOKIE began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic EMU from his story. SLOW Queen STEE PAINTED out from behind a GLOBE and struck DANIEL dead. In the far off RUN DOWN HOTEL you could hear a WOOSH.

THE END.

Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com

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Friday, May 30th, 2003

Time:2:17 pm.
Mood:uncomfortable.
My friend jumped infront of a train, she had an argument with her boyfriend and killed herself. At Grove Park station, she was going to university in september and she killed herself. I'm not going to her funeral, I cant. I have to geta card for her parents, I cant face it, I have to send it to them rather than go round the corner to put it through the letterbox.

My mum said that jumping infront of trains is the only thing that's definately final, other suicide attempts wont always work, but that jumping infront of trains is for people who know they wont survive it.

I walked to school with her everyday for the last 2 years, we used to go to drama, I went to her 15th birthday and she came to my 13th. Should I tell people I know that know her? Are you supposed to make sure very knows when someone dies? Fionualla's dead?

Also Matty wants to sell me two x two day download + camping tickts, £40 the pair. I might buy them, I miss John, and Leon, and everyone.
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Sunday, May 25th, 2003

Subject:If you download one thing this year... [Baz Lurhmann - Sunscreen]
Time:9:50 pm.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’97
Wear sunscreen
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you
imagine.

Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you

Sing

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours.

Floss

Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own..

Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good.

Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out.

Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen…
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Friday, May 16th, 2003

Time:9:45 am.
My last day... fuck. I'm going to so miss everyone. If I am allowed back to redo year 12, so many people are leaving. Fuck. FUCK. FUCK.
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Friday, May 9th, 2003

Time:12:43 am.
Nick Eisen <3

The difference between books and computers.

You can hit a book with a hammer and still read it.

Love.

I said 'I need warmth' she said 'get a cat'.

Responsibility.

I never could take responsibility for my actions, I blame my parents.

The Germans.

THE GERMANS EXPORT BEER IN BOTTLES.
THE GERMANS EXPORT BEER IN BARRELS.
THE GERMANS EXPORT BEER IN CANS.
THE ENGLISH EXPORT BEER IN PEOPLE.
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Thursday, March 27th, 2003

Time:8:53 pm.
Mood:accomplished.
Friends only [yes I jumped on the band wagon, boo hoo]
add me and leave a comment if you want me to return the favour.

smee

There's a club if you'd like to go, you could meet somebody who really loves you. So you go and you stand on your own and you leave on your own, and you go home and you cry, and you want to die.
You shut your mouth, how can you say, I go about things the wrong way? I am human and I need to be loved just like everyone else does.
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